Once there was a rabbit and unlike all the other buddies in the warren he not ‘at it’ all the time. This subject made him odd and he felt very unhappy. In effect he became very grumpy and withdrawn from the rest of the pleased coneys who liked making babies like, well like rabbits in fact.
The warren was full of contented sighs and rustlings and new little baby rabbits were born every few weeks, tiny petit sweet animals for all the community to care for.
The displeased rabbit saw all of this lively action from his dark hole and brooded, became more worried, got depressed, turned into an unhappy creature be the rare member of the team be different and he did not know why he was, but all the other rabbits tried not to share with him anything – for how were a load of dense rabbits to know that he felt miserable and undergoing erectile dysfunction? They could only just manage to say “fancy a shag?” so small was their requirement for long words and intricate matters. This one clause often gave them what they wanted and life would progress as usual, with the warren full to the rim with joyfully procreating rabbits.
Sad unhappy rabbit – what was he to do?, Well as a result of being a social exile, he had put his mind to other things and read some magazines, enjoyed some newsletters, had taught himself to read the newspaper, got the hobby of reading a way of coping with his solitude that didn’t involve profuse sexual intercourse. He quite enjoyed it but knew what he would rather be doing!
However one day he read an advertisement for generic Viagra that stated that it could assist anybody to cure the problem of erectile dysfunction. He carried on, it appeared as though the editorial was explaining that generic Viagra and another similar medicine, generic Cialis, could aid him to get the necessary staying power to be like the rest of the tunnel! Could this be true? He was baffled by some of the words but realised that generic viagra or generic cialis were the answer to his prayers… now how to get some? For although he could read a magazine, he didn’t know what the Internet was, and this seemed to be the form to procure generic cialis or generic Viagra.
Weeks past and he kept the article secretly under his pillow until one day a chance meeting with a very well-educated bird offered where he could use a processor and how to purchase the drugs. After a bit of skulduggery that resulted in the theft of a some money and the preparation of a fake address (facts which we will not remember, as this is, after all, a story), he was the glad owner of a bottle of generic Viagra. (Gentle reader, we can assure you that the process is much simpler for people!)
He hurried to the tunnel, at the ready, and managed to guarantee himself a eager she-rabbit – for rabbits are always willing, unlike humans!
Two weeks later disgruntled rabbit’s own warren was occupied with little rabbits and he was a very satisfied fellow indeed. But he put the piece of writing under his pillow again a so that he could get more generic Viagra whenever he needed it, as it is important for a rabbit to be helped for sexy moments as needed!